Heraldic Quotes

This is meant to just be misc. quotes from members of the College of Heralds that may either be really meaningful, or just plain silly, that we felt it would be good to keep.


"There is no substitute for practice with someone who is more experienced." -- Duke Frederick of Holland (West Kingdom Herald's Collegium, November 15, 2003)


"Friends don't let friends shout drunk." -- Aldith Angharad St. George (West Kingdom Herald's Collegium, March 6, 2004)


"A beast can do more things with itself than a fess can." -- Frederick of Holland (West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, November 20, 2004 -- Blazonry 101 Class)

"I've been nailed twice by my Queen's side herald ..." -- Wilhelm von Homburg (West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, November 20, 2004 -- Court QA Session)


"Don't point, it only encourages them ..." -- Frederick of Holland (West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, November 19, 2005 -- Blazonry 102 Class, as someone pointed out that someone else was passing notes ...)


"Nothing punctuates idiocy like flatulence." -- Wilhelm von Homburg (West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, March 11, 2006)

"Westermark, the 'scrubbing bubbles' of the West Kingdom." -- Berengaria de Montfort of Carcassonne (West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, March 11, 2006)


Mis-heard by several people -- "... bald and cunning arabics!" -- Frederick of Holland (West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, March 10, 2007)

"You've buttered your bread, now lay in it!" -- Eilis O'Boirne (West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, March 10, 2007)


"If you get some sexy young girls doing it, the boys will come." -- Aldith Angharad St. George (West Kingdom Herald's Meeting, March 11, 2007)


"Wilhelm is an accessory to a Duchess." (Anonymous)
"I'm an accessory to a felony?" -- Wilhelm von Homburg
"Emma is a felony?" (Anonymous)
"Only if I'm caught and convicted." -- Emma Fitzwilliam
(West Kingdom Heraldic Collegium, November 16, 2007)


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